What would you do if?

What would you do if?

The President of the United States called you:
I would make him listen to 'my president is black' through the phone lol
You won the lottery:
fly everyone i love off to the Whitsundays
You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
ill participate depending on hot my costars are. kidding!
You caught a friend stealing from you:
tell them to prepare a two page explanation letter followed by 100x apologies
You witnessed a murder:
ummmmmm...
A random stranger offered you candy:
refuse to take it lol
Facebook closed:
my worst nightmare!
A genie granted you one wish:
more wishes?
You lost your favorite possession:
cry myself a river lol
You found 10 dollars on the ground:
look around, pick it up and run off :)
Your date throws up on you:
OH GOD GROSS
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
then ill cut off that someone's genitals
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
hrmm scream? faint? gush? squeal? how about all of the above?
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
book myself a helicopter off the island lol